1. kill-whitepeople:

    pukemeister:

    kill-whitepeople:

    did you know the united states is now a completely lawless wasteland? 

    does that mean weed is legal now

    no, weed is still illegal you piece of shit stoner 

    (via alycs)

     
  2. semperfiandsemperfortis:

    we-got-dods-here:

    siouxzie-queue:

    mi-shellvp:

    estasfuera:

    “A little bit of Monica in my life,
    A little bit of Erica by my side,
    A little bit of Rita is all I need,
    A little bit of Tina is what I see,
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
    A little bit of Mary all night long,
    A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

    If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

    You know you sang it in your head.

    OMG yes!

    I sang it in my head holy shit

    (via idk-who-r-u)

     

  3. eakies:

    getting a note on a super old post

    zubat:    [dog voice] oof

    (Source: aquato, via adonutwithamapleglaze)

     
  4. awwww-cute:

    Bf’s new puppy graduated from obedience school…..festivities ensued

     
  5. musicaltheatreandbooklover19:

    rick-sanchez:

    enoshima-junko:

    this is one of the best vines i’ve seen in the last while

    OH MY GOD WHAT

    What the world was that 

    (via adonutwithamapleglaze)

     
     
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  7. kittykura28:

    yugiohbam:

    i-am-teh-celtic-guardian:

    I love how the creators of Yu-Gi-OH have no fucking idea how angles works. 

    image

    The master of all yaoi hands. 

    DEAR LORD

    OH GOD

    (Source: hatchergold, via alycs)

     
  8. hhantu:

    franfrancatman:

    My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

    i cant believe your mom is a fish

    (via adonutwithamapleglaze)

     

  9. oswinoswut:

    if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

    (Source: ewstarlord, via adonutwithamapleglaze)

     
  10. dazedwinter:

    braydaaan:

    kiss-the-g1rl:

    unshaped:

    filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

    such evil minds in this place

    i love this evilness 

    Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

    (via adonutwithamapleglaze)